Insult Poem by Owen Hoal
Hey you there
I’m sorry man, but you’re so ugly no one wants to stare.
Not only are you fat
But you can’t even swing a baseball bat.
All you do is eat
You even crack the ground with your feet.
You think you’re so cool
But your breath smells like a sewer pool.
In fact you eat so much cake
If you fell there would there would be an earthquake.
You’ve never had a date
By the way you’ll never find a mate.
You think you’re like cupid
But actually you are just really stupid.
You think you can run
But really just go eat another Honey Bun.
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